BeamNG Humor...

Discussion in 'Videos, Screenshots and other Artwork' started by Artistterrymartin, Aug 22, 2021.

  1. Artistterrymartin

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  2. RAINY

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    Ok



    Not quite matris level stupid but still kinda funny
     
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  3. Iam_owl

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    ETK 800 commercial
     

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  4. Artistterrymartin

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    BeamNG Anonymous

    Hello I am Terry,
    "Hello Terry"
    I did not know I had a problem at first... I was not aware my life was not manageable and out of control.
    I knew things where becoming a problem when I bought the newest AAA game and never played it. Instead spending all my time in BeamNG.
    The addiction got to the point I only left my room when the power went out. And that was only to see if the neighbors power was also out.
    The day I really knew I had a problem I was working on a new level. I was on the top of a 15 story apartment roof on a particular hot summer afternoon. Without any notice a swift fire engulfed the 14 floors beneath me and all seemed lost... The fire department arrived just in the nick of time with one of those large trampolines to jump on. I thought about my perilous situation and knew I was out of time... I threw my laptop to safety after saving the level I was working on.
    "Thanks For Sharing"

    1 hour later when BeamBN anonymous was over I got my 1 day chip
    I was told to never forget... 1000 mods is never enough, and 1 mod is too many.

    I run out of room to store all these 1 day chips.

    Nobody ever gets clean from BeamNG addiction... We just simply do not live long enough to ever mod again. :p
     
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  5. Artistterrymartin

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    Dummy new playable class in BG3
     

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  7. Sussus Amogus

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    that graphics tho
     
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  8. Artistterrymartin

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    Funny signature, I feel the same way most the time o_O;)
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    I am not that great of an animator, but it would be funny to see someone getting pimp slapped so hard their skin turns into a No Material in place of a palm print. Feel like the World Editor does that to me quite a bit ;)
     
  9. Agent_Y

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    I can tell from the complete randomness of your threads and mods lol
     
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  10. Artistterrymartin

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    I always been like that :) Wife says I have a crude sense of humor and interpret things differently than most.
     
  11. Artistterrymartin

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    Ever see that show the dog whisperer or the horse whisper. Be funny to me to see a parody made... Czar the BeamNG whisperer. Someone takes him their laptop and he listens and sniffs the exhaust air from the vents. "Yes, I know why this game is acting badly, here is what you need to so" or "The reason your level keeps crashing is because it don't like what you done with it"
    Yeah, Czar feels the game and knows its thoughts...
     
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    good one xD
     
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