Tonight on Top Gear:

t'night on fifth gear
We burn down the top gear facility.
I flood a mercedes wagon
and my co-worker drives a twizy to tesco

 

You have been Bottom gear'd

 

welkom back to botttom gear m8

tonight james is gonna say chesse

richard is gonna jump with porshe

and i will buy a junky daewoo for 823 yen and drive from londom to chernobyl
--- Post updated ---
hey guys fun fact this car has the same hubcaps like the pessima turoburger

 

Tonight on Bottom Gear
I blow up an electric car
James tries to kill me with a toilet
And Hammond dies, again.

 

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I NEED MORE

 

Tonight on Top Gear :

I robbed an american bank in with an american truck and i get chased by american cops :

"You'll never get me alive !"

Hammond gets chased by russians in russia :

"It's not my fault ! They are crazy !

And officer James gets chased by his co-workers :

"I Didn't know it was an FBI van ! I didn't blow it up on purpose !

 

Ill work on more later

 

tonight on top gear

i crash the rover metro

james is gonna test the fast car

and richard is gonna say oi mate backwards

 

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Tonight on Overdrive gear,
James drives a Yugo off a cliff.
Hammond complains about his tranny being blown out.
And I emit tons of emmissions into the bbc building and says a girl has a nice bottom

 

Tonight on 69th gear
Ham drives the oscar-mayer WEINER mobile.
May drives to off a cliff and says ow
and i make love to a monkey in north korea

 

tonoight in pixel gear

james is gonna tries to kill me

hanomd is have new porsche
(very noice)
and i crash with a truck into a brick wall

 

Tonight on cvt

今天又开始

 

tonight on eaton-fuller

hammond gets kidnaps because he stole bootleg cigarettes from jeremy in brazil.
May gets into a highspeed chase in his dacia sandero.
and I get stuck in a mud pit when trying to go mudding with a daewoo lanos

 

Tonight on low gear:

Richard tests out the new lambo chevy.
James is gonna eat a 5 year old sandwitch.
and I am gonna buy a car for 1 pens.

 

Tonite on the below wheel ger
we have an exclidve look on thr 2210 honda mustang haram

hammock eats a mc crib

and jamya fooken dies

 

titn on bom ger

hamon,d car


jamers driv bus


end i surviv crahs

 

tonoigh' o' con'iuously variable transmission
hanomd drifts a ripoff kitt in the wrong game

jmamse finds a amc gremvictorai on the internet

and i drive a mustoong to de top of moont everast