Come on England, I’m a grown country now! I can’t be your baby colony forever! Also, Canada stole my Newfoundland and it’s mine! Make them give it back!
It's amazing how quickly people forget both world wars and many of the world's most important inventions, including the internet, the transistors in their computer, modern computers, the OS they're using, the monitor they're looking at this message on, the keyboard they'll probably type a sarcastic response with, the electric grid to power that computer, the air conditioning in their house... But you know, the US is just that whiny colony (And the Iroquois founded New York and the surrounding areas from a Native American standpoint, the Lenape were only on the coast )
Hate to break it to you but the internet was invented by a British guy. Also, computers are an English invention
Um... ARPANET, TCP, and IP, are all invented in the US... are you referring to Tim Berners-Lee's Hypertext? And while England did have the first electronic computation device, the computer as we know it today is American.