Soviet Shitbox (Name pending)

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  1. Again_Dejavu

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    So, I decided I'd like to make a cheap, shitty, car. I don't have a large amount of progress, but it's a start.
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  2. Blockman

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    Sounds like a good name already and seems interesting, but I think you need more progress than that


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  3. Goosah

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    Uh, kinda scratching my head here... Looks more like a soviet shitpancake.

    Lol, I get it now, that's the hood. Carry on.
     
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  4. TonyKLZ

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    Soviet Shitbox?

    I don't really think cars were that bad in soviet russia :(

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  5. chris_lucas

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    Need JBeam help?
     
  6. Braindead

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    Literally was thinking it was a flatmobile as well until I read that :rolleyes:
     
  7. Shadowdragon94

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    my general opinion: they arent THAT bad,they do have some interestingness,its different than them ugly 1990s tauruses that we see everyday thats for shure
    and yes,i somewhat like lada niva
    Lada_Niva_front_20080228.jpg

    but thats just my opinion,dont get angery at me

    BTW i cant wait to turn that soviet car thign into a soviet pancake
     
  8. Swanky_Pants

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    I think you should change the name, try not to offend anybody.
     
  9. vmlinuz

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    Call it a AZKO 2112
     
  10. Goosah

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    Here on the west coast of Canada we had a bunch of Lada dealerships spring up. We even had a Skoda dealership! This was the 80s to mid 90s. I think Hyundai overtook them with the Pony and Stellar, and the dealerships disappeared. There are still die hards keeping Nivas alive but they each tend to have a hoard of 3 or 4 spare parts cars!
     
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    w00t, first car was a 1999 skoda felicia 1.3 mpi, loved it.
     
  12. Again_Dejavu

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    Don't worry, it won't be such hilariously low poly once I get the basic shape figured out.
     
  13. MrAngry

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    Re: Soviet Shitbox?

    That Chaika was built until 1981 so while those cars weren't necessarily bad, they were horribly outdated :)
     
  14. The Red Pessima

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    VOLGZ 111120 ?

    ARAZ 3340 ?

    QERZ 55001 ?

    OLSGA 6006 ?
     
  15. AX53

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    LMFAO!
     
  16. vladmir poopin

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    Re: Soviet Shitbox?

    that to me looks like a stretched bel-air
    and keep the name as soviet shitbox.
     
  17. CTJacob

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    Good name

    Советский Дерьмо-бокс
     
  18. McRoach

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    Re: Soviet Shitbox?

    I'm pretty sure they reviewed this car on Top Gear and it was a complete piece of shit. It looks pretty nice though.
     
  19. MrAngry

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    Re: Soviet Shitbox?

    They reviewed the model in the background (GAZ M13 Chaika), I laughed my ass off when the buttons in the copied push-button transmission fell into the dashboard
     
  20. BlackVenom

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    Re: Soviet Shitbox?

    Totally thought WAS the car. Hope to see the rest of the car : )

    Looks like somebody frankensteined a bel air and a nomad. What is the car in the foreground?
     
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